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I can no longer eat toast.
Why is this?
Because last night, I cooked the perfect piece. To even attempt to imitate it would be an insult to it.
4.3 billion years of terrestrial development, evolution, trial and error with entire genii of flora and fauna, all leading up to that singular moment. The apogee. The summit. The perfect slice of toast.
It could've been my ticket to rapture...
And I ate it.
March 31 2006, 09:40:24 UTC 6 years ago
And hey, easy come, easy go. At least you got some really good toast.
March 31 2006, 21:17:54 UTC 6 years ago
onwards to new missions in life?