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"Ark Tribe is a construction worker from South Australia facing six months in jail. He has been charged with not attending an interview with the Australian Building and Construction Commission (ABCC)."



Because voting for Labor changed everything to be awesome and sunshine and puppies and rainbows. GG, Rudd!

I commonly state that the only use for "Green Left Weekly," the propaganda organ of some stupid Stalinist cult, should only be so much as touched in situations where one is out of regular toilet paper.

We were out of toilet paper.

I think you can see where this is going?

1: I am now a card-carrying member of the International Zionist Illuminati Conspiracy. I knew randomly having to defend myself from physical aggression from authoritarian "leftist" nutjobs over my hatred of Che Guevara would come in useful, eventually!

2: Strangely enough, insomnius does indeed appear to be female. I think I might owe people money.

3: I am a faery princess. Attempts to destroy all photographic evidence of this may prove futile.

FBI Arrests 4 Activists as “Terrorists” for Chalking Slogans, Leafleting and Protesting

Because, evidently, they have nothing better to do?

I do believe that seeing Propagandhi live may just have been one of the defining moments of my life.

Crowd surfing in skirts being a bad idea besides, obviously...

I think I might need to learn to play the keyboard so I can cover Schaffer The Darklord's Night Of The Living Christ and have a rap battle with the fundie Christian preachers in the square...

"Five years of occupation, more than $558 billion spent, 4,182 U.S. soldiers and 655,000 Iraqi civilians dead, and it now looks like Monsanto (NYSE.MON - $71.95) is going to be the real victor in Iraq thanks to a postwar document known as Order 81."

"I had a dream last night... I got into a fight with Hitler. In a giant robot. And proceeded to kick his arse. And then I took his wooden peg-leg as a trophy! IT WAS AWESOME."

"You're an idiot. The Nazis didn't have mechs. They rode dinosaurs!"

It's like PURE AWESOME crossed with PURE GENIUS.

Dearest prenna

Despite your strongly held beliefs to the contrary, I would like to inform you, yet again, that pirates are many degrees more awesome than ninjas. Exhibit A.

Victoria is one step closer to a more liberal abortion regime after landmark legislation was passed early this morning after a marathon session in the Legislative Assembly.

"My" local member voted against it, obviously. Oh my hometown, how I miss you. Or not.

Silly arms dealers holding an expo on Rememberance Day got pwned from the threat of "low-life" "anarchist" "ferals". Win factor: OVER 9000!

It seems, from time to time, evil totalitarian governments do awesome things.

Legislation is currenting being formulated in Russia to heavily regulate emo websites and ban emo and goth dress style in schools and government buildings.

YES I KNOW I'M A NERD OKAY

Christians have 1337 magix skills too, you know! At least it makes an improvement on burning down abortion clinics...

NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE SINISTER CULT OF EMO.