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Slouching Towards Bethlehem
07 April 2013 @ 03:51 pm
A young, slim asian friend told me a couple of days ago she wished she looked more like an anime character. There's something so very insane in that, like a wild animal tearing at itself. People no longer wish to imitate the gods, or rulers, or great warriors- hell, they don't even aspire to be like the airbrushed caricatures of humanity gracing the covers of every last glossy magazine. They wish they had the aspects of fictional characters.

Fuck being as beautiful as Cleopatra, who courted rulers from 2 different empires at once, or Helen of Troy, who launched a thousand ships to reclaim her beauty, or even as defiant as Zenobia, who cast off the shackles of the Roman Empire, if only for a time- I wanna have fucking huge eyes, even thinner limbs, and neon green twin-tails to my arse?

This alone would make me proclaim that the entire history of human progress has come to naught, if the mere existence of the universe wasn't analogous.
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
15 November 2011 @ 10:07 pm
Christmas cards, who wants one? :3

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Slouching Towards Bethlehem
05 October 2009 @ 11:38 am
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
04 June 2009 @ 02:20 pm
"Ark Tribe is a construction worker from South Australia facing six months in jail. He has been charged with not attending an interview with the Australian Building and Construction Commission (ABCC)."

Because voting for Labor changed everything to be awesome and sunshine and puppies and rainbows. GG, Rudd!
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
13 March 2009 @ 07:51 am
I commonly state that the only use for "Green Left Weekly," the propaganda organ of some stupid Stalinist cult, should only be so much as touched in situations where one is out of regular toilet paper.

We were out of toilet paper.

I think you can see where this is going?
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
27 February 2009 @ 10:38 pm
1: I am now a card-carrying member of the International Zionist Illuminati Conspiracy. I knew randomly having to defend myself from physical aggression from authoritarian "leftist" nutjobs over my hatred of Che Guevara would come in useful, eventually!

2: Strangely enough, insomnius does indeed appear to be female. I think I might owe people money.

3: I am a faery princess. Attempts to destroy all photographic evidence of this may prove futile.
Current Music: Chumbawamba- The Day The Nazi Died
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
23 February 2009 @ 11:59 am
FBI Arrests 4 Activists as “Terrorists” for Chalking Slogans, Leafleting and Protesting

Because, evidently, they have nothing better to do?
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
18 February 2009 @ 06:46 pm
I do believe that seeing Propagandhi live may just have been one of the defining moments of my life.

Crowd surfing in skirts being a bad idea besides, obviously...
Slouching Towards Bethlehem
15 February 2009 @ 04:07 pm
I think I might need to learn to play the keyboard so I can cover Schaffer The Darklord's Night Of The Living Christ and have a rap battle with the fundie Christian preachers in the square...